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imalittlebitawkward:

looks like someone foiled my plan

oh come on guys my mom yelled at me for wasting her tin foil for this

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fluttertree42:

why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy

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jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy

gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW

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leftybegone:

I would totally put my face 4 inches from her chest and scream, “I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!” And I’d make a point never to take my eyes off her boobs until she got so uncomfortable and creeped out that she decided to leave, go back home, sit on her bed in the dark, and think about how completely stupid she was to write “STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT” while asking for it.

This woman’s a disgrace.

But she’s not asking for it. This is a human body, nothing more, nothing less. It’s not being sexualized, in fact, she’s covered her nipples too. I’m sorry, h-plus, that you feel that your body and the body of other women should be considered a disgrace. Do you feel uncomfortable when looking at pictures in the doctor’s office of a woman’s naked body? And do you, leftybegone, get uncontrollably horny at the same sight? Control your python (or garden snake), man, you’re not 12. Have some maturity over the matter. If you did that to that woman, leftybegone, you’d just be putting a bad face on us guys, making us seem like sex-crazed, immature horndogs. Maybe you are one, but I’m tired people making that assumption of us as a gender. It’s disgraceful. She wouldn’t think it was stupid of her to do that if you did. You’d just make her movement more powerful.

Rape (noun):the crime of forcing another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse.
Men aren’t primal fucking animals. They’re humans that are completely capable of resisting their urges. I bet you (leftybegone) are a kid with some serious hormones since you, obviously, can’t control yourself.
“She was asking for it”. Really? Can you really blame an individual for someone else’s lack of control? The mere fact that a woman is more likely to be assaulted if she wears certain types of clothing does not make it right. She could walk around naked and that still doesn’t excuse rape. The solution to the problem is not for women to “dress less slutty” but for men to realize that a woman’s choice of dress is not an open invitation to sexual assault.

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but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

We (men) are not fucking sharks!
We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct
We are capapble of rational thinking and understanding.
Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it.
Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.
Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them.
You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed.
What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

NATIVE AMERICANS USED TO WALK AROUND FUCKING NAKED ALL THE TIME!!! THEY WERE CONSIDERED ANIMALS BY ENGLISH AND YET PROBABLY HAD MORE CONTROL OVER THEMSELVES THAN SO CALLED “CIVILIZED SETTLERS” BASED ON THE MANY ACCOUNTS OF RAPE!!!! IT’S SEXIST THAT A GUY CAN TAKE OFF HIS SHIRT NO PROBLEM BUT WHEN A GIRL DOES IT SHE’S SUDDENLY A SLUT!! YOU NO WHAT?! FUCK YOU JUDGING HORNY MEN!!! IF I WANT TO FEEL THE WIND AGAINST MY NIPPLES I FUCKING WILL!!!

THE ACT OF ASKING TO BE RAPED MAKES IT CONSENSUAL IF IT IS CONSENSUAL SEX IT ISNT RAPE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE ASKING TO BE RAPED

The arguments against this woman these men are making truly worries me about people’s state of mind. How easily are we influenced by media or others’ opinions? Can we not think rationally and logically for ourselves?

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ahemily:

ahemily:

guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD

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this got more notes then my selfies i hate alll of you

mary gets laughed at by over 5000 people

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